Thor VS Wonder Woman
October 16th, 2017
“Thunder of Wonder” by Therewolf Media
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It’s Marvel vs DC in a gargantuan battle to the death! Between the mighty god of thunder and the tenacious Amazon princess, who will survive?
Thor VS Wonder Woman is the 84th episode of Death Battle, featuring Thor Odinson from Marvel Comics and Wonder Woman from DC Comics in a struggle between royal and divine powerhouses. Thor was voiced by Jonah Scott and Wonder Woman was voiced by Natalie Van Sistine .
by Jim Johnston
Wiz : The unlike pantheons of gods and goddesses have always been rife with conflict, and these celestial wars can last for centuries. Boomstick : Like with Thor, Norse champion of Asgard and son of Odin. Wiz : And Wonder Woman, Greek warrior of the Amazons and daughter of Zeus. Boomstick : He ‘s Wiz and I ‘m Boomstick. Wiz : And it ‘s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win … a Death Battle .
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by Mark Petrie
Wiz : This is the Realm Eternal, root of the World Tree, and noblest of the Nine Dimensions, Asgard. Boomstick : Like a defender for your butt ? We see a clip of Sokka facepalming. Wiz : Shh, shh, shh … Asgard. Since ancient times, this colorful kingdom has been inhabited by warriors then brawny, many believed them to be immortal deities. Boomstick : And they sort of were, but being immortal in Asgard is a funny story thing. See, every few thousand years, these fellas go through a little apocalyptic event where everybody dies. Wiz : then they ‘re digest afresh with only dim memories of their former lives. This is the cataclysmal event known as Ragnarök. And Asgard ‘s newest king, the All-Father Odin, was determined to break this hertz. Boomstick : thus he fathered the best bloody warrior the kingdom had ever seen … We see young Loki with the words “Not You Dummy”, then young Thor with the words “This Kid”. Boomstick : The Mighty Thor. Wiz : Thor spent most of his liveliness animation among his people and defending his region from its enemies. Boomstick : And he was good at it. Like, in truth well. He ‘s their tank and DPS all rolled into one when it comes to raiding other realms, and male child, does he look the part. This guy is six feet, six inches of pure muscle, and possibly lead, because he somehow weighs 640 pounds. Wiz : thor was trained by the best in Asgard and has proven his heart across multiple worlds. He helped found the Avengers and has defeated everything from giants to demons, to other gods. Boomstick : As a real-life god, Thor is ace strong, super-fast, and super durable, and even on those rare occasions when he does get hurt, he patches up real number quick with his healing factor. Wiz : And of course, being the God of Thunder lets him control lightning and even the Earth itself. Boomstick : But Thor is n’t complete without his iconic arsenal. He wears the Belt of Strength, which doubles his already impressive might, and he swings around the most amazing bantam little malleus you ‘ve ever seen. Wiz : Mjolnir is an ancient weapon. sixty-five million years ago, it was forged by dwarves by harnessing a asterisk. Its construction was therefore acute, it caused the ace to explode, and its fiery remains eradicated the dinosaurs. Boomstick : talk about metal ! Wiz : speak of metallic element, Mjolnir is forged from Uru, an extremely durable iron like ore that is highly susceptible to enchantment. Mjolnir, in particular, is enchanted to house a cosmic storm mighty enough to shake black holes. And yes, the wielders of Mjolnir can access the storm ‘s powers, including levitation and control condition over weather. Boomstick : never wanted anything indeed bad in my life … Wiz : unfortunately, merely those the forge deems worthy can actually wield it, or flush pick it up for that matter. You must be pure of heart and noble of thinker, or else it wo n’t flush budge. Boomstick : well, golden for Thor, he ‘s worthy of adding Mjolnir ‘s amazing might to his own. And with their powers combined, nothing can stop ’em. Wiz : thor has easily tagged Quicksilver, who, at his best, can run around 670 million miles per hour, and Thor can move even faster than that when his forge is dragging him around. Boomstick : Yeah, that ‘s a thing. thor does n’t very fly on his own in the lapp way people like Superman or Captain Marvel do. alternatively, he literally chucks his hammer adenine hard as he can, and hangs on for beloved life as it takes him for a depend on. Wiz : thor has said Mjolnir is fast enough to reach the edge of the universe in 60 seconds. This means it can travel at least 350 trillion miles per hour, or complete 500,000 times the speed of light. Boomstick : Do n’t let go, Goldilocks, hitting sidewalk at that speed might hurt even you. Wiz : Eh, he ‘d be fine. He can withstand a dunk in the sun, where it can be over 27 million degrees Fahrenheit. And, while he was knocked unconscious, he did survive a bomb adequate to of planet-busting, equal to a storm of over 53 quadrillion megatons of TNT. Boomstick : I ‘m more impress that he lifted this giant-ass hydra. Look at that thing ! Wiz : The Midgard Serpent is massive, capable of wrapping around the entire Earth doubly. It stretches closely 900 miles wide and 50,000 miles long. By comparing it to the largest living snakes, the 550 pound Green anaconda, we can estimate the Midgard Serpent weighs about 17 trillion tons. Boomstick : prevail on, Wiz. I know my snakes, and it looks like that mud-guard serpent is actually constricting the earth. By squeezing prey, a hydra can apply pressures sixteen times its normal weight, so Thor did n’t just lift a truly heavy snake, he outmatched 272 trillion tons of coerce. Wiz : Uh, that is correct, Boomstick. Boomstick : Goddamn right it is. Wiz : It is significant to stress the incredible might Thor possesses, then much so that, in fights with other godly beings, solid worlds can shatter. If it ever comes to it, he can even enter a state of Warrior ‘s Madness. While he loses some master doing this, his baron increases tenfold. Boomstick : Why did we put this guy up against Raiden again ? Wiz : well, Thor ‘s cocky attitude has put him into all kinds of trouble. He ‘s even lost Mjolnir ‘s ability more than once as a result. Boomstick : Yeah, the hammer is n’t invulnerable, and if Thor ‘s holding onto it, its captivation can even be tricked, like that one time The Hulk used his own hammer against him by moving his arm. Why you hitting yourself ? Wiz : so, to teach Thor a example in humility, Odin banished him to Earth, transforming him into a disabled human. Boomstick : You call that a disability ? That ‘s a hitch. I ‘m over hera with a friggin ‘ shotgun for a leg, and I ‘m not even allowed to park in the especial parking spaces. Wiz : still, it turns out sending Thor to Earth was all contribution of Odin ‘s design to alter the motorbike of Ragnarök, as such a matter had never been done before, and it worked ! Four thousand years after the previous Ragnarök, Armageddon was stopped for good. And the gods were free, all thanks to Thor. And a giant star, time-traveling, floating, sentient eye, but largely Thor. Boomstick : Ca n’t make this material up. Thor faces a rock monster, which roars at him. Thor : I accept your surrender. The other bad guys laugh, as Thor spins his hammer and smashes the monster to bits.
Wiz : legend has it, that lost among the waves sits a lonely island called Themyscira, shrouded in privacy and inhabited entirely by women. Boomstick : Hey Wiz, guess what ‘s my new number one vacation position ? Yakko and Wakko Warner : HELLO, NURSE ! Wiz : Despite their eden isle far from refinement, the women of Themyscira are more dangerous than you ‘d think. They are Amazons, immortal warriors created by the exceeding gods. Their mission : To spread the peace and justice of the gods to a peasant world. Boomstick : And ship anything to you for rid within two days. Wiz : If you pay an annual tip. Boomstick : But a bunch of centuries late, they were kinda out of the loop topology. These chicks had never even listen of shotguns before. Wiz : Until the day a military flat crashed near the island. Determined to reconnect with the world and establish peace once again, the Amazons held a tournament to select a representative. Boomstick : The final test requiring each dame to block a bullet from just a pair yards away. Damn, they do n’t mess around ! Wiz : The winner was one of their youngest, a brave womanhood known plainly as Diana. Boomstick : And that ‘s how she became the Wonder Woman. Wiz : due to her warrior heritage, Wonder Woman was trained from a very new age in just about every expression of fight you can imagine. Boomstick : ‘Cause what else you gon na do on that island ? She ‘s a overcome with swords, axes, spears, bows, shields … Ah hell, like pretty much anything that is n’t a gun. Wiz : Her Amazon physiology grants her superintendent force, super amphetamine, heightened wisdom, and the ability to heal from most wounds about instantaneously. Boomstick : And she can fly, just like Superman. How else do you think she ‘d get around, an inconspicuous jet ? That ‘s unintelligent ! How would you even remember where you parked it ? Wiz : To further improve her deadliness, she carries a rather unique arsenal, among which are her iconic Bracelets of Submission. Boomstick : Ah. That sounds like some eldritch BDSM stool. Wiz : well … they kind of were, but the population has been reset more than adequate times to change all that, thank God. Boomstick : proper. Anyway, those bracelets are her greatest joyride for defense. Wiz : Forged by the smith god Hephaestus using the remains of Zeus ‘ fabled Aegis shield, the bracelets are impervious to about anything, including gunfire, demon lightning, and Kryptonian inflame sight. Which can be hotter than the sun. Boomstick : They can summon Zeus ‘ lightning or flush the durable Aegis they were made from. Wiz : To avoid collateral damage, the bracelets besides suppress some of Diana ‘s forte. Taking them off vastly increases her divine exponent. Boomstick : Oh, and she can use them to summon weapons, like her charming sword.
Wiz : besides forged by Hephaestus, this sword ‘s edge is thus sharply that it can slice through microscopic atoms. This means a preciseness hit from Wonder Woman can cut through about any fabric. Boomstick : valet, this Asbestos god makes some ace stuff. I wonder if he does commissions ? Wiz : well, he ‘s not responsible for Diana ‘s final weapon, the Lasso of Truth. Boomstick : This unbreakable whip has the world power to make anybody it touches tell the truth. Bad news for any cheat boyfriends she might have. Hippolyta : What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking ? Steve Trevor : God, your daughter ‘s got a courteous rack. Artemis : Shall I kill him now, my queen ? Boomstick : Of naturally, she does n’t need weapons to prove her amazing combat skills. Wiz : According to Batman, Diana is the greatest melee fighter in the populace, which is no belittled feat in a universe with people like Karate Kid, Deathstroke, and Batman himself. Boomstick : make you say the Karate Kid ? Man, Daniel-san ‘s in truth moved up in the world. Wiz : The point is, Wonder Woman is a dominate soldierly artist who ‘s trained all her life, and while she has no official birthdate, we do know she was born during the age of the Roman empire, specifically when they employed centurions. Including the extra clock she spent fighting in Valhalla before going back in time, this means Wonder Woman must be about 3,000 years old. Boomstick : All things considered, she looks reasonably curse good for her age, and that ‘s more than enough time to become a victor ass-kicker. It besides helps that she ‘s reasonably mend flying. She ‘s keep pace with Superman, and defeated the speedster Professor Zoom while blind ! Wiz : At one distributor point, Wonder Woman was battling an ancient deity who had fragmented himself into trillions of pieces, each unfold to different corners of the universe, and while he summoned his pieces second at faster than light speed, Wonder Woman was able to stand in his way and block all of them. Boomstick : That ‘s harebrained ! I mean, she ‘s moving so fast, there ‘s like, a bunch of her. Wiz : Moving thousands of times the speed of light can do that. In fact, she ‘s moving so fast, she ‘s probably breaking all manners of quantum physics. Boomstick : She ‘s besides laughably hard. She punched Doomsday into misprint dust, and helped pull the Earth around. Wiz : The force out needed to move an object out of the sun ‘s eye socket equals around one-thousandth of the object ‘s aggregate, including the Earth itself. Assuming Wonder Woman was pulling her average plowshare, this means she can lift 2.2 quintillion tons. Boomstick : Huh, and Grandpappy Boomstick always told me women were the weaker sexual activity. I do n’t see him lifting a third base of the Earth. Wiz : She ‘s besides fabulously hard ; nuclear explosions hardly evening phase her. Boomstick : Oh yea, she punched a warhead and tanked it point-blank, and then one day, Superman, who could see atoms, decided to split one to test her charming sword. Surprise surprise, it literally blew up in their faces. Haha, cockamamie antics. Wiz : even more impressive was her fight with Zoom, in which she took several lightspeed punches, which, according to her fellow Justice League member The Flash, hit like a white dwarf star. That would equal two billion megatons of power. Boomstick : unfortunately, Wondy ‘s not invincible. She ‘s got her own Kryptonite, and it ‘s a fortune more common than radioactive stranger rocks. Wiz : Her lastingness holds up well against about everything, except for piercing weapons. Boomstick : Which just seems like an unacceptable failing when you ’ re that impregnable. Knives, swords, spears, any kind of blade will do the trick, but particularly bullets, which is credibly why she ‘s gotten so good at blocking them with those bracelets. Wiz : unfortunately for swordsmen and sharpshooters, Diana does n’t go down easily. Boomstick : In fact, a good knife is more than probably equitable gon na piss her off, and that ‘s when you learn just how dangerous Wonder Woman can truly be .
Diana spins and changes into her Wonder Woman costume.
Wonder Woman is concentrating on improving her skills with a spear in her home, Themyscira. Suddenly a large jolt of lightning emerges from the sky. Diana places her spear back in the ground and grabs her shield to examine the mysterious occurrence. Thor emerges from the concluding storm and starts examining his surroundings. Diana flies down to the stone garden he landed in. Wonder Woman : You ! No man can enter Themyscira unannounced. Thor : Stand down, contrary maid. This kind of thing never turns out well for women like yourself. Wonder Woman : Oh … Diana summons a sword in her right hand as the two godly protectors ready their battle stances. Wonder Woman : I do n’t think you ‘ve always known a woman like me .
The two heroes charge towards each other at high speeds. Thor tries smacking Mjolnir downwards but Diana flips over it and tries striking Thor with her sword and shield. Thor counters with Mjolnir and manages to smash Wonder Woman’s shield. Thor : You, are untie ! Thor summons lightning from his hammer that Wonder Woman leaps over. She backflips when Thor tries striking her with the charged Mjolnir. Wonder Woman : incredible … She spins horizontally forward to send the God of Thunder backward and the two exchange multiple strikes and counters with their weapons. Thor tries striking Mjolnir forward once again, but Diana blocks the blow with her Bracelets of Submission. Wonder Woman : time to stop holding back, Diana ! Wonder Woman pushes Thor back, kicks him, knees him in the air, and then lands a devastating kick that sends the Asgardian prince into a nearby mountain. Thor breaks out of the mountain with his lightning strikes and holds Mjolnir close to his chest. Thor : Mighty Tornado ! Thor summons a massive tornado that engulfs the area. Diana flies straight inwards and leaps off of a stone monument piece before smashing some of the flying pavement. Thor swings his hammer forward and clashes with Diana’s Bracelets with Mjolnir, sending the two gods backward. Wonder Woman summons two blades from her bracelets and leaps high into the air. Thor tries shooting more lightning, but Diana deflects the projectile with the sword to confront the God of Thunder head-on. Diana’s intense speed and dual weapons prove too much for Thor and send him backward. Thor : Have at thee ! While flying backward, Thor tosses Mjolnir at the Amazonian princess that Diana easily avoids. Thor lands on a nearby debris piece. Wonder Woman : Hmph, such heedless wildness. Diana is unaware that Thor’s redirecting his hammer to fly right back at his opponent. Wonder Woman : Poor, misguided fool- Mjolnir strikes Diana and leaves her in a stunned state. Thor takes advantage and starts spinning his hammer. Thor : Feel heaven ‘s wrath ! Thor uppercuts Diana with Mjolnir so hard that it sends Wonder Woman right to the moon. Diana gets back up and notices Mjolnir flying right at her once again. She clings her Bracelets of Submission to summon a powerful force field that protects her from Thor’s attack that ends up destroying the moon. Thor retrieves Mjolnir as the debris from the exploding moon hits the ground. Wonder Woman flies at the Avenger at high speeds as Thor summons lightning from the sky. Thor : never shall the God of Thunder yield ! He directs the powerful current towards the Amazonian warrior, who blocks it with her bracelets as she flies forward. Wonder Woman : You will, to me ! Diana brings out her sword once more and goes on the offense, causing Thor to start bleeding. This sends Thor into Warrior’s Madness. Thor : I ‘ll kill you ! I ‘ll kill you dead ! Wonder Woman, who was just walking away, turns around at the remark. Wonder Woman : Excuse me ! ? Thor starts screaming as he brutally attacks Diana with Mjolnir. It proves to be overpowering for Wonder Woman as he smacks her on the ground with the hammer, but Diana manages to lessen the pain by blocking his blows with the bracelets. She manages to avoid Thor’s last, devastating strike and wraps the Lasso of Truth around the God of Thunder’s hand, causing Thor to hit himself in the face with Mjolnir. The blow was enough to send Thor out of his warrior rage. Thor : What … ? Before Thor can react, Diana stabs him through the back of his head and through his mouth with her sword, now in an enhanced state as Diana’s taken the Bracelets off. Wonder Woman : You ‘re not worthy … She rips the sword out and steps back as the God of Thunder meets his end.
Boomstick : Whoa, go Wondy ! Looks like person ‘s been watching besides much Game of Thrones ! Wiz : thor and Wonder Woman matched each other in some surprise ways : Their weapons were enchanted, their years of experience were like, and even their “ Super Modes ” did about the same classify of thing. Boomstick : But Lady Wonder had a match boastful things going for her, like her speed. indisputable, Thor ‘s fast adequate to tag Quicksilver, and his travel speed with Mjolnir is equitable unintelligent fast, but Wonder Woman ‘s shown that she ‘s even more dazed fast in combat over and over again. Wiz : such as when she blocked trillions of god shards flying at her from the edges of the population, most likely faster than any speed Mjolnir was adequate to of. She was even able to catch Zoom in her lasso, despite how he was n’t just running ahead of her in forcible space, but he was besides ahead of her in prison term. Wrap your attic around that one. Boomstick : thor ‘s lastingness was greater than Wonder Woman ‘s, but the deviation in military capability was a unlike narrative. In fact, when comparing their earth and Snake feats, she was 8,000 times stronger than him ! But the final smash in Thor ‘s coffin was their choice of weaponry. Wiz : Mjolnir may have been sturdy for Diana to defend against, but it could n’t exploit her weaknesses to piercing weapons. meanwhile, Diana ‘s magic trick sword could slice at a microscopic tied. Something Thor could n’t possibly be prepared to defend against. Boomstick : You can have skin indeed bully that you can take a bathe in the sun, no problem, but it wo n’t do a curse thing to a sword that can literally sever your atoms. Wiz : ultimately, while many of their talents were evenly matched, Diana ‘s focal ratio, military capability, and weaponry proved excessively much for Thor Odinson. Boomstick : Yep, he was done Thor. Wiz : The winner is Wonder Woman.
The track for the fight is “ Thunder of Wonder ” by Werewolf Therewolf. It places a heavy stress on rock combined with some orchestrals to showcase both combatants ‘ godly nature. Wonder Woman ‘s composition from the DC Extended Universe is remixed in the opening of the fight. The title of the traverse combines Thor ‘s title of the “ God of Thunder “ with Wonder Woman ‘s appoint. The cover visualize features Thor ‘s mallet, Mjolnir, being broken in half with a lightning bolt shape down the middle. Interestingly, ulike other cover images, the picture does n’t appear to contain references to both combatants, as both Mjolnir and the lightning-shaped crack distinctly reference point Thor. however, it ‘s possible that the lightning thunderbolt symbol could reflect Wonder Woman ‘s condition as the daughter of Zeus, the god of lightning .
- The connections between Thor and Wonder Woman are that both of them are of royal births and imbued with god-like abilities as well as having divine weapons to aid them in combat. Both are based on European mythologies (Norse and Greek, respectively), and both received highly publicized film adaptations in 2017.
- Thor and Wonder Woman have met each other in a couple of Marvel and DC crossovers such as JLA/Avengers. In DC vs. Marvel, Diana was able to wield Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir.
- This episode was originally slated to release during Season 3, however it was pushed back after the announcement of Thor: Ragnarok and Wonder Woman being released in the same year.
- This is the first battle since Hulk VS Doomsday to have been delayed for FIRST Members.
- Several rendering errors in the animation caused this issue, resulting in many scenes being cut. They can be viewed here.
- Diana is misspelled as “Dlana” in Wonder Woman’s “Arsenal” section.