Honest Trailer – Black Widow
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Space Jam : A New Legacy Black Widow is the 406th sequence of the Screen Junkies drollery series Honest Trailers. It was written by Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford and Lon Harris. It was narrated by Jon Bailey as Epic Voice Guy. It parodies the 2021 superhero movie Black Widow. It was published on July 20, 2021. It is 5 minutes and 57 seconds long. It has been viewed over 1.8 million times .
She helped Tony get his mojo binding, helped Bruce reconnect with his humanity, helped Cap find his true purpose, and helped Hawkeye, uh … (shows Natasha falling off the cliff on Vormir) keep being Hawkeye. Clint : possibly you want to go talk to him ! Okay ? Go grab your malleus, and you go fly and you talk to him ! Thor : … But now, Natasha ultimately gets to tell her own story, about the meter she helped her own surrogate join the MCU. Yelena : (lands in a similar pose as Natasha and realizes what she just did) Ugh … Black Widow You ‘ve been waiting to see the MCU ‘s first female superhero get her own movie. (shows the release date change from May 1, 2020 to November 6, 2020) And waiting. (shows the date change again to May 7, 2021) And waiting. (shows the date change again to July 9, 2021) And waiting. But Natasha Romanoff is last getting the mid-tier alone Marvel movie she deserves, because the ultimate sign of obedience in pop culture is getting your casual to keep Important Object X (shows the Black Widow antidote, the Tesseract, the Power Stone, the Helicarrier controller chips, Lawson’s engine, and Iron Man’s Infinity Gauntlet) out of the hands of military Leader Y (shows Dreykov, the Red Skull, Ronan the Accuser, Alexander Pierce, Yon-Rogg, and Thanos) by taking down Massive Airship Z. (shows the Red Room, the Valkyrie , the Dark Aster , a Helicarrier, a Kree bomber, and the Sanctuary II getting destroyed) I know Marvel ‘s taking some risks hera and there, but this one decidedly sticks to the previous plan. Dreykov : so … this was the adult plan, huh ? Star-Lord : I like your plan, except it sucks, so let me do the design. Captain America : We need a plan of attack ! Iron Man : I have a plan : attack. Rocket : First of all, you ‘re copying me from when I said I had a plan. Ned : What about our plan ? american bachelors in Europe ! Peter Parker : That ‘s your plan ? That ‘s a solo plan ! Come on, this is my plan ! Natasha : My plan was to drive us away ! Yelena : That ‘s a sh * thyroxine plan. Get to know the real Natasha Romanoff, a woman struggling to overcome the injury of being a child actor. Natasha : I remember this day. We shot Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, and summer vacation all in one sidereal day. She ‘s got nothing but her wits and flips to protect her in a dangerous world of super-spies, although at some point, she entered the cheat code that turns off environmental damage. (montage of times Natasha suffered blows that should have crippled if not outright killed her, with a counter at the top of the number of times she should have died reaching 8) Red Guardian : What ? And for one scene, she turns into Mega Man, but they never mention it again. Red Guardian : What ? ! Journey to Russia, where everyone speaks with their best … uh, let ‘s call it “ Sokovian ” accent ( ? ), or fair does n’t even try … Dreykov : (in a wavering Russian accent) How was the family reunion ? — unless you ‘re actually from Eastern Europe (shows Olga Kurylenko’s credit on IMDb), in which case, you are mute — and meet the deputy family who raised Black Widow back in her 90 ‘s Ghost World phase. There ‘s Red Guardian, David Harbour ‘s latest attempt to hide in a siberian prison until everyone forgets about the Hellboy remake ; Melina, a monster war condemnable who tortures pigs (shows Alexei the pig fainting after Melina shuts off his respiratory functions) and played a willing active function in kidnapping little girls and brainwashing them into fembots, but she regrets it, so … no damage, no dirty, Mama ! Melina : Take manage of yourself, okay ? Natasha : Do n’t worry. I got this. … and Yelena, the mischievous fiddling braided-hair sister from Little Women who ‘s now the mischievous little braided-hair sister who ‘s murdered untold hundreds of people. Yelena : I ‘m not the killer that little girls call their hero. I do n’t know, Yelena ; say three cunning things about your vest, and I ‘ll take a unharmed russian prison ‘s worth of dead bodies off your daybook. Yelena : It has a lot of pockets.
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Natasha : (chuckles) Yelena : But I use them all the time, and I made some of my own modifications. Yelena : I know how much you like it. Natasha : It does have a lot of pockets. Yelena : very handy pockets, yea. Yelena : It ‘s so cool, right ? Natasha : It ‘s estimable. Yes. I like it. Yelena : And you can put sol much gorge in there. You would n’t even know. Aww, she likes the vest ! then cunning … Yelena : (as an avalanche approaches the prison) This would be a cool way to die. Eh, I ‘m sure they deserved it. Thrill at a report that dares to ask, “ What if the most herculean force on Earth — daughter world power — fell into the improper hands ? ” (a Black Widow shoots herself in the head), as the evil mastermind Harvey Weinstein — I mean, Dreykov builds a floating fortress that evades detection because … it ‘s cloudy, and uses the might of his colossal reek to keep him safe. Dreykov : Smelling my pheromones prevents you from committing ferocity against me. He ‘s infiltrated the halls of power with a Sister Soldierhood of mind-controlled assassins, and doing his evil bid is the Taskmaster, a martial artist with the ability to mimic any hero ‘s moves, but none of their personality or charisma … Black Widow Soldier : (tracing a smile on Taskmaster’s mask) Smile. … because now that Marvel has themselves a Deadpool, person had to become the Deadpool from Wolverine: Origins. indeed if you ‘re looking for a “ La Femme Nikita, but a lot ”, or “ What if Charlie’s Angels, but evil ? “, or “ What if propaganda was used to twist traffic young girls towards the nefarious purposes of the ample and potent, including Bill Clinton and Condoleezza Rice, but, like, could besides be a ride at Disneyland ? ” — Whee ! — then strap in for a movie that ‘s good at being reasonably much everything except a Black Widow solo film. Starring : sister, Traitor, Soldier, Spy ( Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow ) ; Florence and the Regime ( Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova/Black Widow ) ; Super-Borat ( David Harbour as Alexei Shostakov/Red Guardian ) ; The Manservant ‘s Tale ( O-T Fagbenle as Rick Mason ) ; Ohh A Weisz Spy, Huh ? Whoowoowoowoowoowoop ! ( Rachel Weisz as Melina Vostokoff/Black Widow ) ; Babe : slob in the Study ( Alexei the slob ) ; Oi Bruv, They Col Me Dreykov Innit ? ( Ray Winstone as Dreykov ) ; The Hurt Stalker ( William Hurt as Thaddeus “ Thunderbolt ” Ross ) ; The Wint-Her Sold-Her ( Olga Kurylenko as Antonia Dreykov/Taskmaster ) ; Mini Jovovich ( Ever Anderson as Young Natasha Romanoff ) ; Benes the Menace ( Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine ) ; and The Most Brutal Murder in Black Widow ‘s History. Natasha : (to Rick) You ‘ve always been a truly good ally to me. (walks away) In Soviet Russia, M C’s U
Wow, I wonder which adult adult managed to lose at ticktacktoe ? Hawkeye. decidedly Hawkeye .
Say “I only enjoy KRAFT macaroni and cheese ice cream” – microphone deacon say “Stupid Sexy Flanders!” – crithon
Voice Narration : Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy Title Design : Robert Holtby Written by : Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris Produced by : Spencer Gilbert companion producer : Ryan O’Toole Edited by : Kevin Williamsen & Randy Whitlock Post-Production supervisor : Emin Bassavand Post-Production coordinator : Mikołaj Kossakowski
assistant editor : Rebecca Castaneda film director of Video Production : Max Dionne administrator Producer : Roth Cornet